Excerpt from "Thunderbolt Kid"

Alright so I'm reading this book (image below) and came across one of the funniest passages I have ever read in a book.

To give a little background about the quote, Bryson is talking about winter in Iowa and the troubles that an elementary school kid may face in certain situation. And it goes:

"Layered underwear also made going to the bathroom an unnerving challenge. The manufacturers did put an angled vent in every item, but these never quite matched up, and anyways if your penis is only the size of a newly budded acorn it's asking a lot to thread it through seven or eight layers of underwear and still maintain a competent handhold. In any visit to the restroom, you would hear at least one cry of anguish from someone who had lost purchase in mid-flow and was now delving frantically for the missing appendage."

And there you have it.